Thursday 20 January 2011

Once upon a time in India...

Under inspiration from Die Hard 4.0, a terrorist tried to get India down. Here's what actually happened :

1. He hacked all the CBI Networks.
Result : Nobody panicked, systems go down all the time in India, ppl just carry on cos they dont depend on systems anyways...
2. He then sabotages the nation's network of traffic signals and tried sending ppl into wrong lanes.
Result : Signals are never working, ppl drive on the wrong side all the time and nobody follows traffic rules anyways. Traffic simply regulates itself...
3. He then tries to sabotage a power station and create a massive blackout.
Result : Hey, the ppl in the city have already lived with 4 to 6 hours of load shedding, bring it on!
4. He then uses an air force fighter jet to blow up a section of road.
Result : Ppl are just so used to potholes, bad roads, construction work, closed lanes, they simply manage with whatever's left of it!
5. He realises all his plans have gone wrong and no-matter how hard he tries, he cant induce ANY MORE chaos. He desperately tries to escape with his trailer truck.
Result : Bcos he parked his truck in a no-parking, the RTO guys have put up wheel-locks on all his 18 wheels. Now he's really NOT goin anywhere!

He gives up, goes to the Himalayas and becomes a spiritual man...