Thursday 20 January 2011

Once upon a time in India...

Under inspiration from Die Hard 4.0, a terrorist tried to get India down. Here's what actually happened :

1. He hacked all the CBI Networks.
Result : Nobody panicked, systems go down all the time in India, ppl just carry on cos they dont depend on systems anyways...
2. He then sabotages the nation's network of traffic signals and tried sending ppl into wrong lanes.
Result : Signals are never working, ppl drive on the wrong side all the time and nobody follows traffic rules anyways. Traffic simply regulates itself...
3. He then tries to sabotage a power station and create a massive blackout.
Result : Hey, the ppl in the city have already lived with 4 to 6 hours of load shedding, bring it on!
4. He then uses an air force fighter jet to blow up a section of road.
Result : Ppl are just so used to potholes, bad roads, construction work, closed lanes, they simply manage with whatever's left of it!
5. He realises all his plans have gone wrong and no-matter how hard he tries, he cant induce ANY MORE chaos. He desperately tries to escape with his trailer truck.
Result : Bcos he parked his truck in a no-parking, the RTO guys have put up wheel-locks on all his 18 wheels. Now he's really NOT goin anywhere!

He gives up, goes to the Himalayas and becomes a spiritual man...

Saturday 20 November 2010

An excerpt from 'Frasier'.

Daphne's trying to talk her family back home in england about a vacation they're all about to go on. They're giving her a hard time, and Marty's taking Frasier's case as well.


So Daphne asks him just as he's about to leave...


‎"Dr. Krane, Why is it so easy to love our families yet so hard to like them?"


I just loved it... Kinda sums a lot of things up!

Monday 1 November 2010

Of crooked lines and anomalies...

By themselves, crooked lines dont make much sense... In fact they're probably totally useless in comparison to perfect straight ones...

But maybe, they could make perfect sense as the edges of the pieces of a jigsaw puzzle. If you didnt have some protrusions and some cavities, u wudnt have anything to hold the bigger picture in its place!

Saturday 23 October 2010

Tanpura / Tambura / Tambora - Call it what u want, its an amazing acoustic filler!



Heres something to fiddle with. Its a little article on the use of electronic tanpuras vs. real live ones, and also why its absolutely essential for every classical musician / trainee to know it perfectly by ear...


To sum it up, the primary points dealt with, in support of real live ones and against the use of electronics substitutes which are gaining good popularity, are the science behind the construction, minor tweaks to achieve tonal quality and the effect with which a real live tanpura can make or break any classical performance.

Whoever thought there was so much acoustic engineering put into the age old tanpura!


www.medieval.org/music/world/martin_est.html





Monday 14 June 2010

What is compassion?

A little thought that flashed last night before i went to sleep...

Q. What is compassion?
A. Feeling the pain for someone else's bruised knee, inspite of having a fractured shin bone yourself...

Monday 26 April 2010

I gotta feelin...

I told 'R' on new years, I had a gud feelin abt this year... unlike last year...

I felt that mebbe things were still gonna be tuff, but the stagnation that had crept into everything, in the past few years, wud start moving again...

Kinda looks like I'm right... lets hope for the best...

Saturday 16 January 2010

You cant even thank people...

Its an emergency situation. You are alone and you call on some people you really trust for help.

They arrive... They help... The tough times have passed... You are relieved...

Then u turn around to all those who came and say "Thank You very much for coming and helping me in this tough situation"

Then some of them say, "Why are you saying THANKS... we feel like we're someone u dont trust... like we're some strangers to you..." and the works...

OK... I get the point that they're being aggressively and dramatically Nice / Polite / Friendly / Any Others, but cant they just say "YOU'RE WELCOME... You can count on us anytime!"

Is it too much to ask for, if I want to express my gratitude?